“In Alabama: boogers may not be flicked in the wind”
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April 2010
March 2010
“The best part of waking up: is foldgers in your cup!”
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Hey boy let me hit that! Don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat, just show me here your dicks at!
Kesha, you perv(; LMAO
Do-do-do-do
[: finished my second sketch. Posting after i finish scanning.
Being raised the Filipino way is great.
rafithecool:msaisagee:rominanaa:itsmariellebabay:kimxyzee:ayeeeitsannabelle:jaackaayy:michellebebs:kriziax3:cindayypowah:xintsik:xrevenantwings:
American Kids: Move out when they’re 18 with the full support of their parents.
Filipino Kids: Move out when they’re 28, may have saved for that nice house and are a week away from getting married - unless there’s room in the basement for the newlyweds.
American Kids: When their Mom visits them she brings a nice bundt cake and you sip coffee and chat.
Filipino Kids: When their Mom visits them she brings 3 days worth of food, and immediately begins to tidy up, dust & do the laundry.
American Kids: Their dads always call before they come over to visit them and its usually only on special occasions.
Filipino Kids: Are not at all fazed when their dads come over, unannounced on a Saturday morning at 8:00 and starts pruning the peach & lemon trees. And if there are none, he will plant some!
American Parents: You can leave your kids with them and you always worry if everything is going to be ok plus you have to feed them after you pick them up.
Filipino Parents: No problem, leave your kids there and if they get out of line your parents can set them straight - plus they get bathed, fed and get told stories of when you were young.
American Kids: Always pay retail and look in the yellow pages when they need something done.
Filipino Kids: Just call their dad or uncle and ask for another dad’s or uncle’s phone number to get it done cash deal.
American Kids: Will come over to visit their parents and get only cake and coffee, no more.
Filipino Kids: Will come over to visit their parents for lunch and get B-B-Q, Pancit, Lumpia, Adobo and Rice and stay for late dinner as well.
American Kids: Think that being Filipino is a great thing,
Filipino Kids: Know that being Filipino is a great thing,
American Kids: Never ask the reason you have no food.
Filipino Kids: Are the reason you have no food.
American Kids: Will say ‘hello” but are hesitant to hug.
Filipino Kids: Will give you a big hug and a kiss, and great big hand shake and pat you on the back.
American Kids: Hardly invite over to eat or they have to share their portion.
Filipino Kids: You always have your friends over to have something to eat regardless
American Kids: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Filipino Kids: Call your parents Uncle & Auntie.
American Kids: Have never seen you cry.
Filipino Kids: Cry with you.
American Kids: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Filipino Kids: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.
American Kids: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Filipino Kids: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
American Kids: Know a few things about you.
Filipino Kids: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
American Kids: Will leave their parents behind.
Filipino Kids: Will hang out with their parents.
The best of both words[:
- Jtec: is it good?
- Jtec: do you like it?
- Jtec: like you like hannah montanna xDD
- Jthong: I like it haha
- Jthong: heyy Hannah montana is kinda good
- Jtec: Yeah yeah
- Jthong: just some
- Jtec: [:
- Jtec: suureeeee
- Jthong: what's that supposed to mean Jordan!?
- Jtec: i love you? xD
- Jthong: >.< freaking Jordan lol
“Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’”
—Sean Kingston ft. Justin bieber
Vent: YouTube haters?
Ok so like… I don’t normally read comments on YouTube because of one particular reason: dumbasses.
These idiots want to subscribe to the person and then comment on their videos telling them they suck by using mispelled words, lack of a basic first grade vocabulary and lack of proper grammar.
Seriously don’t freaking comment and start drama unless you know what your saying. Do you read what you type? Or do you have a fxcking monkey type it for you?
People who comment on YouTube bring unnecessary shxt into everything need to fxcking calm the fxck down.
When I read these ignorant people comment on videos I have half a mind to sign in my account and curse the stupid out of them.
They need to get a life and stop hating. Keep your damn opinions to yourself— no one asked you to tell us a side of a story you don’t even know yourself.
Leave it alone. Move on with your little life. And that’s it. The end.
Because half the shxt you say Doesn’t make any freaking sense!
You poor unfortunate, uneducated, lifeless sack of nothing. Get over it and stop btching and moaning.
2cents.
