Parents buying me korean food.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR COUCH BITCHES! :D YESSSS.
Rhey: Jordan, you could be a model.
Me: ...Uh, What? O_O
Rhey: If you were a little taller, guys would ask you to prom.
: (No one's going to ask me to prom because i'm short? Ok, Thanks Rhey. -___-)
I usually never wear a bra at home.
A story I love telling everyone.
My friend Johnathan (Jono) pushed me in the bushes when he met me for the first time in fourth grade; I ran home crying. Till this day, I still have the scar. -______-
My favorite shirt is a blue and white striped tank top. I wear it so much that i think it’s becoming obvious. I’m wearing it tomorrow xD
I purposely ignore people on facebook.
all. the. time.
I need new numbers to text d: Everyone is either on Facebook, doing homework, or sleeping. My life sucks
So far my past few years of high school flew by way too fast. Now I’m going to be a senior and looking back: I’m speechless. My freshmen year I was this awkward and quiet little Asian girl that didn’t know how to look people in the eye and have a normal conversation with them. I was grounded a lot due to poor grades, and I was self conscious about my face with all of it’s...
My mom loves chocolate.
Me: Hey mom, I got chocolate.
Mom: What kind?
Me: Creamy Milk Chocolate Almonds and Toffee Chips.
Mom: You going to share?
Me: Yeah? This is huge.
Mom: You know I gave birth to you, right?
Me: ...what the heck, mom!?
I’ve been taking such un-photogenic (is that a word?) pictures lately. Mah hurrr is messed up, or the pictures are so close that my acne shows. I’m so unattractive, man. XD
thenastynastiernastiestnate asked: dont forget the homework!
Thanks, the pharmacy tech. is something people told me I should consider… I might not even do it. I wish someone told me this stuff ahead of time, about being undecided. I get a bunch of crap from my school counselor and older family members saying that I need to know RIGHT NOW. Everyone makes it seem like the worlds going to end. It’s just a lot of pressure. .___.
My possible career choices.
…and the reason why I’m undecided for college majors. Graphic Design Acting English (writing) Cosmetology Pharmacy Tech I need to pick one FAST. I’m tired of the 30000 minute long lectures and crap. Plus i’m going to be a senior with an undecided career path. I like all of these subjects but I can’t seem to pick just ONE.
Mad question askin’, blunt passin’, music blastin; but I just...– Notorious B.I.G
That refreshing feeling after waking up from a nap...
Crossing the street
Nancy: should we walk now?
Me: Yeah Nancy, let's cross. Have you ever played frogger? Do you know what happens when you get hit by a car?
Lisa: ...you have two more lives.
Don't tell me what the fuck "swag" is if you don't...
Good lord you’re a sexy thang and all I’m saying is that you got...– Talib Kweli
Lol watching bully beat down
Host: do you consider yourself a bully?
Wes: That's for you to say.
Host: What do you say?
Wes: Meat stick... Hard-ass...
Host: why are you such a hard ass meat stick on Chris?
Host: What's going to go through your mind as you're going up against my fighter?
Wes: I'm going to show him how hockey players fight! We're out there on quarter inch steel! I'd like to see UFC fighters in high heels go at it!
Host: wait... You want to see MMA fighters... In high heels... Go at it?
Wes: what are you trying to imply, man?
Host: i... Haha... I don't know man, meat sticks aren't my business.