My mom posted a picture of j.cole on her facebook.

with a quote on it… tf?


Mom has swagger.
Me: Mom, you look young today.
Mom: What?
Me: You dressed like a teenager.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: You're wearing grey skinny jeans, with your crew neck, and your chuck taylors, carrying your purse, coffee, and iphone. I see you... I see you mom.
Mom: Why are you complimenting me? Do you need money?
Me: Taylor gang!
Mom: What? What's wrong with you?
Me: Nothing. You're swaggin' mom.
Mom: -_______________-

The difference.

Sweaters: pull-over, light-thick material, sometimes woven and knit.

Sweat Shirts: Commonly referred to as crew necks; Pull over, Stretchy material on bottom and bottom sleeves.

Jackets: Zippers or buttons. Sometimes includes a hood or a collar.

Hoodies: Pull-over; Similar to the sweatshirt except it has a hood and sometimes a single front middle pocket.

Coats: Thicker material; similar to jackets. Meant for cold weather.

Cardigans: Light material, sometimes buttoned. Varies from short-long sleeves. Sometimes low neck line.


My mom on facebook.
Mom: OMG!!! Jordan Teczon just called me a JERK!! hahaha How should I punish this brat???????
Person: Take her phone away!
Mom: It just came out! hahaha We were just having a friendly argument and she just said "jerk". LMAO!!! I tried chasing her but she's 16, and I'm ummmm never mind how old I am. lol
Sister: (because I told her to) Give her $100
Aunt: Bend her over your knee and spank her... Or just give her $$ LoL
Brother: What would really get to her is if you grounded Rob (Little brother)
Me: Oh NOOOO! Don't ground rob! I'll take the $100! )':
Uncle: DON'T SEND HER TO HER ROOM - SHE WILL LOVE THAT - HAND CUFF HER TO ROB
Mom: OMG! What's up with the $$$$$ hahaha
Me: YOUR KIDS ARE IN THIS POST! why would you— O;
Me: EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THIS POST! OH MY—